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Sex:
Male
Artist or Fan:
Artist
Birthday:
August 9, 1981
Hometown:
orlando, fl
Country:
united states
About Me:
You know who I am. I am He who has been, He who never was, and He who will return. I walk beyond the shadows of your dreams, and through the light of your reality. More importantly, I will eat your soul.
Favorite Music:
folk music, nerdcore folk music, and death folk music.
Favorite TV Shows:
what the fuck is a TV show? is that like YouTube or something? I've got a monitor for my DVDs and video games, if that's what you mean.
Favorite Movies:
You know what was a really thought-provoking and beautiful film? Extreme Teen 13. I mean, when that girl took that phallic lollipop and started pleasuring herself with it, it really made me appreciate all the beauty in the world. Where might society be if we all got together in appreciation of such art and beauty? We wouldn't have all this war and famine, that's for damn sure.

I'M LOOKING THROUGH YOU.

It reminds me of the time I found out I could shoot fire. It was a fun time, the world was young, and you could still get two sodas for a nickel. People still allowed the open use of magic, since color had yet to be invented, so all the wizards in the rundown New York slum where I grew up would get together once a week on Saturday to have an old fashioned game. The adults watched us with a suspicious eye, but they never bothered us much, after all, they remembered what it was like to be young, to have that sense of freedom and that devil-may-care attitude that said, "the world is ours, we're taking it!" It was this way for a while, all the way up until Joey died.

I'm right behind you.

Joey used to be the neighboorhood prostitute. Whenever anyone wanted sex, you just gave Joey a dollar and she'd do it. it really didn't matter what it was, she did it all...multiple partners, handjobs, blowjobs, rimjobs, Cleveland steamers, hot carls, donkey punching, donkey shows, the works. Everyone on the block loved her, she was the light of the whole neighborhood.
She used to come over to where we'd have magic games and cheer us on after she'd had a hard day of sucking dicks and getting compromised in uncomfortable situations. Say what you want about her, but everyone knew that she worked hard, and we respected her for that.
However, not everyone felt the same way. A group of elves from the East side came through one day, causing trouble, stirring things up...you know, elf shit. And poor Joey...she didn't want that. She really cared about the neighborhood, she didn't want to see it ruined by some East side elves and their honky friends. So, in typical Joey fashion, she confronted them, asked them to leave and take their business elsewhere.
Well, the elves didn't take too kindly to that...I won't go into details, but suffice to say, that not even a donkey show could compare to what Joey went through on that horrible afternoon. The whole neighborhood was completely appalled, and not one of those elves made it back over the tracks.
After that, they just didn't let us use magic anymore.

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they claim i did this knowingly

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you suckas got served

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seriously, i thought it was a good movie

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take control

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At 1:48pm on March 10, 2007, Brownedwg89 said…
Didn't want to work :/
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At 12:06pm on March 1, 2007, Emergency Pizza Party said…
we will miss joey :(
 
 

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